I got up and my Mum came home from work and looked terrible, like really painfully ill. So I sent her to bed and asked if she needed anything, which turned into a massive shopping list.

I went to Tesco, armed with my list and got everything except coffee buns. She likes coffee buns and said she felt like one, so I asked the bakery woman where they were and that turned into:

Her: “WELL SON! It’s funny you should ask that because it’s actually a really long story! Basically, the company that supplied Tesco with them was in some financial trouble and so went bust, but..”

That speech went on for about 10 minutes and I politely said “Thanks for your help anyway” and wondered off.

Anyway, Tesco had no tissues either, for some reason. So I had to go to the garage again. (I forgot to mention I had been to get petrol before I went to Tesco.)

I got all my things and went to the self service where the fucking machine kept telling me that there was an unexpected item and when the woman came over I asked her why the machine kept lying to me and she thought I was genuinely asking, and that was awkward.

I then put all the items into the wee tiny, really flimsy all of a sudden, bags that they provide in Tesco now and walked away. The bags gave way and everything came falling out of them onto the floor. So that was embarrassing.

Then I went to Mcdonalds to get my Mum a meal.

That was my day, thanks for asking even though you didn’t.