February 2012
One of the worst feelings
is reaching for your glass of milk and then realising you have no milk left and there’s no milk in the house. I am cursing myself for not savouring it more.
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Anonymous asked: do you want to get married and have kids, one day?
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Anonymous asked: What's the weirdest pet name you've had?
Anyway,
If you’d like to come and chat to me while I watch movies that would be really cool and here is the link you will need.
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iamnotscottish replied to your post: Walked Oscar there
Bacon is excellent name for a dog.
I assumed it was a charming pet name the girl had made up for me, at first
Walked Oscar there
and there was a girl that emerged from the trees shouting “Bacon.” so I said hello and told her that wasn’t my name and she laughed and asked me to help her find her dog. So I did and we chatted and that was nice.
Sooner or later
you’re probably going to mature abit and want a committed relationship, rather than a one night stand or a fuck buddy. When that day comes the half naked and scantily fucking clad picture of yourself that you’ve posted on the internet, in their hundreds, will probably come back to haunt you because no self respecting man is going to commit to someone who has the reputation of a hooker...
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Anonymous asked: who do you feel like you have pushed away recently?
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Anonymous asked: person you find most awkward to talk to?
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Anonymous asked: What actually happened between yourself and Stevie?
next 10 questions ill get ill answer 100% honestly... →
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thunderfillednights asked: the last picture you posted.. you could happily tie me up and tease me with your dick :')
Today is a nothing day.
But I designed a tshirt:
As soon as I can twirl this moustache
I’ll be talking in a french villain-esque accent.
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boywiththefilthylaugh replied to your photo: This is me as a child and as you can see only my…
nah, your hair’s still a mop.
I see what you did thar and I like it.
Went through
all my Facebook pictures that I’m tagged in and sat pissing myself laughing at this one:
Yes, yes I am sexy. Take it in.
Today.
I woke up at like 4 and was tired because I overslept and now anytime I want to go to the toilet, Jamie’s in the toilet and WHY IS LIFE SO HARD.
thunderjugs asked: You are lovely, I need to come through more often. Also, wanna get married? You can be Mr Thunderjugs xx
Kaboom
is awesome.
Just realised
how terrible I am at the whole “Hey you’re cool we should chat” thing. I can’t seem to communicate with people in any sort of non-awkward fashion, lately. It’s terrific.
If you've ever
seen me on here and thought about talking and then didn’t then you should change that. Some new people to talk to would be really nice. Askbox, There’s even a link, so don’t be lazy.
It's weird looking back
on things and realising just how good you had it. It’s weird to think that at one point in time, you were completely happy with someone. It might have been for a week, or a year, but for some time period you were perfectly content and felt like you could take on the world. You felt, in that moment, like you were everything you could be and could do anything. Then, it ended for whatever...
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“All first love is unrequited ultimately because it’s so huge. It’s such an act...”
– Stephen Fry (via venula)
Observe and report
is a fucking beautifully brutal comedy and you should watch it. Recommendation of the week.
NAE MER QUESTIONS FUR ME THEN.
TA TUMBLR.
So
I can cook and I am good with dogs and I have lots of books that you can read and I am also good at using google and have lots of movies to watch and if you wanted to marry me that’d be cool.
The way people
on this talk about sex makes them look like desperate mongos. It’s kinda sickening to see all sex posts, all the time.
The Shins
are the band tonight. Happyhappyhappy songs.
I personally find this inappropriate.
infamous278:
If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend I don’t think you should be posting on the internet or openly discussing how “perfect”, “hot” or otherwise attractive someone else is. Personally that would piss me off and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
Obviously you will find other people attractive, but it’s common courtesy not to rub it in your partner’s face.
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young-skywalker replied to your post: Wondering how many girls
MARRY ME ko
why would you even say ko I am heartbroken
Wondering how many girls
will be proposing to me at 12. Expecting my ask box to be flooded with love requests and stuff.
NAW,
THE BUTTONS HAVE CHANGED. I DON’T LIKE CHANGE.
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Anonymous asked: Wow hi, you're so beautiful.
Today
Went to places with Tam, Kim and lindsey and also Alana was there and some other guys who I never learned the name of.
Fell asleep on the bus home and woke up in shettleston so that sucked. I am home now.
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slackerpop replied to your photo: Waiting on my Mum coming home..
Have you abandoned Kim in order to take pictures of yourself? TUT.
My Mum’s running me in and instead of coming straight home from work and doing her motherly duties, she’s went for tea at my grans and several angry phonecalls later should be on her way here. ACTUALLY.
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chantalyadick replied to your photo: Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.
no.
Ow my pride
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40quid from lloyds.
LOL THANKS
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danjames replied to your post: Just ate an anti-sandwich.
you are a genius
I had a block of tiger bread left, but not enough to make a sandwich and I also had lots and lots and lots of meat so aye!
HAHAHA.
During the break in the stream the guy turned it to redhottv and man I feel 10 again.
Just ate an anti-sandwich.
What’s that you say? Why it’s bread wrapped in meat, silly person.