January 2011
25 "Snogs" 15 Marrys and 2 avoids..
Wat?!
Too many people vying for the attention of that...
See when I'm unwell? I hallucinate and it's wierd...
The best way to describe it is I feel like I’m turning inside out,..
Yeah.
i before e except after c
unless you’re being weird
haw haw, cos being and weird are exceptions and that.
I feel like a bit of my childhood has been ruined...
I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C.
smileandlookalive:
beige, eight, height, society.
I AM DEFEATEDDDDDD. *Dissolves*
Didn'y touch the dumbells tonight and touched a...
I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C.
Offensive 3500th post.
FUCK GINGERS.
Im gonnae watch new skins. Just because It's on.
No offence Duran Duran but your abit shite live.
swearingisforartstudents-deacti asked: I'm not entirely sure. science and magic probably.
swearingisforartstudents-deacti asked: I hold things up to my face and ask whoever's closest which is bigger. My face, or the object.
I saw an ask by someone to someone about how cool...
Makes no sense but bear with me. lol bear.
Anyway yeah so I thought that it was a certain person so I went onto their blog and there was no ask so I thought fuck it and looked for their new tattoo anyway. Then I got to like page 20. Then like.. 40. then like. 50.
It was a different person.
Fuck!
www.biffyclyro.tumblr.com →
emeh:
Biffy fans, reblog!
thisbridgeisashes:
oh wow, how vintage really.
a picture of doc martens. a picture of someone fucking bleeding. a picture of an incredibly skinny bastard of a girl. a picture of some landscape. a picture of fucking anything from the 90’s and before. a picture of anything with a yellow fade over it so it’s “vintage as fuck.” a picture of something so fucking random that it gets 584968594 likes...
fuck sake.
STEFFIE GO ON MSN MY LOINS ACHE FOR YOU
atotaldick asked: You ken.
Fleetwood Mac
oldballoons:
Appreciation Post
Tits are pure good.
sometimes i wish i was a lesbian...did i just say...
No, you typed it.
whitetrashmillionaire-deactivat asked: i enjoy drinking to the point where everything i say is very northern. i like walking around my bedroom holding my hamster in the air like in the lion king. i like to listen to music, eat my own bodyweight in fizzy bubblegum bottles, photography... about it really :)
i think, only two of those things are true... but which ones? oooohhhh, x
i think, only two of those things are true... but which ones? oooohhhh, x
whitetrashmillionaire-deactivat asked: so what are your hobbies then? x
whitetrashmillionaire-deactivat asked: that had to be the most random 'ask' i've ever gotten.
thanks for that! :) x
thanks for that! :) x
Right so.
Applied for 13million Subways.
Wetherspoons.
Pizza hut.
Cult.
Tesco bank.
Esure.
Various other call centres.
Mcdonalds.
Interview on Saturday.
SEE IF A DON’T HAVE A JOB SOON, I’M GNAE CUT A BITCH.
fucking-bonjour asked: thats pure mean. we're no friends any more. your face resembles an over-shagged prostitutes vagina.
CRYSTAL PALACE GIMMIE A JOAB
"by the wiy" is a horrible phrase that every...
askin the polis tae go through the mcd's drive...
I hope I get a subway job so I can be as...
Why are you looking in my bins before you empty...
fucking-bonjour asked: ahahaa you are dirty. the things you've said have disturbed me greatly. DO NOT CALL ME A COW.
applying for subway.. type in city.
ERROR. THERE ARE NO STORED WITHIN 25 MILES OF THIS AREA,
but it’s Glasgow.
fucking-bonjour asked: GOD. RIGHT. the scottish things like this - http://bollocksandbowties.tumblr.com/post/3020782576/hivin-a-chug-in-the-biology-exam-cos-the-fanny-pictures that have been on facebook/here were the things i was like 'LOL GED WOULD SAY THAT' about. jeeeeeeesus.
fucking-bonjour asked: like the scottish things on facebook......... go onto euan's tumblr page and there's tonnes of them on there, they were what i was reading.
Reading through facebook's of arseholes.
“i’m good thankyou, Just listening to borkenCYDE, any plans for tonight ♥”
HAHHA BORKENCYDE. WHAT A CUNT. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT MY OWN LIFE NOW HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA SPASTIC.
fucking-bonjour asked: any thoughts on names yet? ohhhh and ken yesterday i was reading through those scottish things and all i could think was 'ged would say that' 'ged HAS said that'. i was lolin'.
I have an interview on Saturday for EK Mcdonalds..
fucking-bonjour asked: i feel like i havn't talked to you in about five billion years. has it been five billion years? have you forced that baby out through your penis yet?
My gran was like that "HAHAHA FUNNY VIDEO TO SHOW...
twentyFIVE FUCKING MINUTES LONG. IT WAS SHIT TOO.
Human clock. →
