February 2012
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catboyfunk replied to your post: In Tesco today
It’s a shame you ran her over, how did you get a car into Tesco anyway (also plz don’t move I miss you so much already and you’re so close)
Leavingthishereforthejoke(ImissyoutooI’lltrynotto)
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-aroundthefur replied to your post: In Tesco today
Shoulda tried tae slip eh hawn.
I’lljustleavethishere.
In Tesco today
I ran into the first girl I had ever kissed and it was nice seeing her. She’s dead cute. I thought I’d mention that on here.
Apparently
I might be moving to Peebles..
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scottishlad asked: Gerrid, an urgent matter needs addressed. A zombie apocalypse has plagued the nation and we need your help. You will need 3 items from your house to help you defeat the zombies. What will you choose? You will fight wearing only the clothes on your back now. What are they? You will have your first ever car for transportation in these troubled times. What vehicle is it? And you can choose 3 people...
Today:
I got up and my Mum came home from work and looked terrible, like really painfully ill. So I sent her to bed and asked if she needed anything, which turned into a massive shopping list.
I went to Tesco, armed with my list and got everything except coffee buns. She likes coffee buns and said she felt like one, so I asked the bakery woman where they were and that turned into:
Her: “WELL SON!...
Someone
giving me plans tonight that involve no money would be cool. I have some petrol, that is all.
And it hurts me to know I’m alone now,
And it’s Worse when I know that I chose it.
Don’t make the same mistake as Me,
Don’t make the same mistake.
Someone mentioned fashion there.
In the car coming home from the auction last night Jamie and his dad were talking about trousers and because they’re both golfers the conversation revolved around what they would want to wear while played. My head was in my hands while Jamie described his ideal pair of trousers as “Bright yellow with a large lion rampant on them, or blue with a saltire on them” while his Dad...
Ged, you should reblog this simply for your anon...
iamthewaitingone:
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Anonymous asked: "iamthewaitingone said: Best offense against troll is laughter. Mainly laughing at how pathetic they are for needing to be anon" how is it pathetic? if you've ever prank phonecalled someone, did it make much sense for the recipient to know who was calling them? call it childish if you must, but don't be so arrogant as to call it 'pathetic'. surely the 'best...
Nah mate,
I’m not rising to that.
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Anonymous asked: I hate when people post indirectly about discrepancies they have with people instead of either dealing with the person directly or just getting the fuck over it. You should try that sometime
I hate when
people name names on here in a negative way. Nae need.
I feel so fucking angry just now.
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Since you asked:
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Just downloaded
about 30 new movies and I seem to be subconciously planning on never having a job again.
Pizza.
My maw was like “AW pizza? No thanks!” then when I ate it she was like “you didn’t even OFFER ME ANY? I expect nothing less in this fucking house.”
SHUTUP. SHUTUP RIGHT NOW. STOP USING YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK.
I am really gutted
that, once again, you’ve made plans with me and then not contacted me all day. /indirect yet obvious
Went to the auction
didn’t see anything. Going again tomorrow, I think. I will have a new car soon, thanks.
I went on webuyanycar.com to see what they’d give me for the car I have the now: £100.01 which is a lot more than I expected tbh.
Anyone want a car? I’ll sell you it for 20 marlboro reds and some monster.
♪ I don’t want to wait ♪
♪ For my lunch to get colder ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Why can’t I eat it now? ♪
♪ I don’t want to wait ♪
♪ For, hah hah, new Toyota ♪
♪ I want the car ♪
♪ That’s got a lot of gas ♪
Fuck me man.
Went to find the car sales place and drove round an industrial estate for an hour and it wasn’t there. Ghost sales room. Anyway, we’re going to the auction tonight so yass.
The car I'm going to view..
top speed = 95mph. That’s probably a lie but the car I have the now has a top speed of 40 so..
I used to have
this big mexican house plant called pancho and he died and I was sad. But I mentioned him today and my Mum comforted me by telling me he’s being watered by Whitney Houston now but then she said she’s probably trying to smoke him and WHY PANCHO, WHY.
I am watching
vocal covers on Youtube and a guy is covering BMTH and using a can of hairspray as a mic and also ahahahahahhahahahhahahaha.
Woke up
feeling really happy. Which is good! I’m viewing a new car today, instead of the weekend, so hopefully I’m gonnae buy it and things!
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I hope that one day
Tom Hardy adopts me.
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dear-earth started following you
Nah mate
Someone else follow me because then 600 ok.
Ellen Page,
be mine.
Is The Crow
any good?
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iamthewaitingone asked: Punisher: War Zone. Great movie to add to your list
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scottishlad asked: Watched any decent movies recently? Apart from Teeth of course
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scotwithonetea asked: Did you use any garage related pick up lines? (like Putting you nozzle in her and filling her up) or just normal chitcat?
Adventures.
Jamie gave me a tenner for petrol so I went to the garage and got a fiver of petrol and 20 reds because I’ve smoked once in the past 4 days and it was a club cigarette and I feel like if I don’t smoke soon I’m going to butcher my family in their sleep. There’s a new lassie started in the garage and she’s dead cute and we were talking for a while there and it was cool....
Influx of followers
on a day where I have nothing to say. Hello I am Ged.